I’ve given up my day-job to relaunch my career, from nine to five I work from home with headphones in my ear.
I’m working for a chat line, our numbers on the wall, it won’t cost you much to speak with us so please give us a call.
Listen to the menu hear the service we provide, then choose yourself an option by pressing one to five.
Press number one to speak with us about your guilty pleasure, we’ll do our best to get you off entirely at your leisure.
It’s number two for dirty talk and whispers in your ear, words to get you in the mood that no one else will hear.
Number three’s for sub’s, be treated like a whore, if you’re into boots and leather whips try hitting number four.
Five is for vanilla sex to tease and stimulate, I guess by now you’re gagging but you’re gonna have to wait.
All our lines are busy so please stay on the line, our team are keen to talk to you, you’re caller number nine.